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Meri Ammi Jan jhaphi dali



Meri Ammi Jan

Hi readers, meri umar 22 saal hai aur main Lahore (Pakistan) ka rehnay wala hoon. Main jo kahani yahan share kar raha hoon woh ek sachi kahani hai. hamaray ghar mein 3 afraad hain (main,ammi aur abbu) iswaqat ammi ki umar 43 saal aur abbu jan ki umar 50 saal hai. yeh kahani 11 saal purani hai jis waqat ham log Gujranwala mein rehtay thay aur main 5th class mein parrta tha aur meray abbu ki
transfer Lahore mein ho gai thi tab abbu taqreeban har weekend par ghar atay thay.

Eid ke baad kafi gosht freezer mein parra tha ammi
ne naukrani ko kaha keh woh hamsaya ko jo abbu ka dost bhi tha aur ammi usko bhai kehti thien aur main unko uncle kehta tha ko bula laey takeh woh gosht ko chhota kar de. Uncle (neighbourer) ke saath uski biwi bhi hamaray ghar aa gai aur uncle ne gosht banana shuroo kia auar saath ammi bhi uski madad karnay lagien aur auntie (neighbourer ki biwi) bhi saath hi dari par beth gai.kam karnewali ne ammi se kahah keh bibi ji kia main chhutti kar loon? ammi ne kaha
han kar lo magar kal zara jaldi ana. naukrani chhutti kar ke chali gai aur ammi uncle keh bilkul samnay beth gaien aur uncle ne tehmand bandha hua tha achanak ammi ki nazar uncle ke lun par parri jo ke tehmand se unhon ne iradatan bahar nikla hua tha ammi baar baar unbahar nikla hua tha ammi baar baar uncle ke lun ko kanakhhion se dekhhti rahien. woh ek mota lun tha. main bhi ammi ke qareeb hi
khharra tha aur ammi ko dekhh raha tha jo kanakhhion se lun ko baar baar dekhh rahi thien.

achanak auntie ki nazar bhi uncle ke lun par
parri to us ne asharay se kaha keh sahih ho kar bethen uncle ne is baat ka koi notice na lia aur phir auntie ne dobara zara talkhi se uncle ko kaha keh topi ko chhupao uncle ne phir uski baat par dhian na dia iske baad auntie ne uncle ke lun ko pakarr kar (mazaq aur ghussay se) kaha lao main isko chhuri se kaat deti hoon jo aap se sanbhalta nahi hai. ispar ammi bhi khhul kar hanss parrien aur uncle
ne qadray sharmatay huay apna tehmand sahih kar lia. aur auntie abhi ghosht ko haath lagany hi lagi thi keh ammi ne usay kaha keh haath dho kar gosht ko haath lagana kionkeh tumhara haath paleed ho gia hai. woh mazaq se kehnay lagi keh main ne kisi paleed cheez ko haath nahi lagaia woh to meray khawand ki cheez thi jis ko to rozana apnay moun mein leti hoon.

ammi ke chehray ka rang sharam se surakh ho gia aur ammi ne usko kaha keh kuchh to sharam karo paas baccha khharra hai. iske baad ammi ne mujhay kaha keh jao aur lawn mein ja kar khhelo. main lawn mein ja kar khhelnay laga aur saath main dekhh raha tha keh woh teenon barri hanss hanss kar batein kar karay thay. iske baad ammi bhi uncle aur auntie ke saath ja rahi thien. Ispar main bhi saath janay ki zid karnay laga to auntie ne kaha keh tum yahien par lawan mein hi football khhelo kion keh tumhari ammi "topi" lenay jarahi hai, uswaqat mujhay is baat ki samajh na
lagi thi. kuchh dinon ke baad auntie aur uncle hamaray ghar aiey ammi ne mujhay kaha keh tum lawn mein ja kar khhelo aur kaha keh idhar kamray ki taraf nahin ana. main ammi ke kehnay ke mutabiq lawn mein chala gia. kuchh der ke baad main ne dekhha keh auntie Sultana darwazay mein bethi zor zor se hanss rahi aur meray dil mein yeh baat aei keya main bhi andar ja kar dekhhoon jis par auntie hanss rahi thi.jab main darwazay se andar janay laga to auntie jo sirf mujhay hi ander janay se rokanay ke liay bethi thi us ne mujhay rok lia magar main baar baar ander janay ke liay betaab tha. thorri hi der ke baad main moqa miltay hi ek jhatka de kar jaldi se kamray mein guss gia.

main ne dekhha keh ammi salai machine se apni shalwar sie
rahi hain aur peechhay se uncle ne unko japhhi dali hui thi mujhay dekhhtay hi uncle ne ammi ko chhorr dia aur main ne dekhha keh ammi ki tang qameez unki gori chitti gol bund se ooper uthi hui thi aur uncle ka tehmand farash par gira parra tha uncle ke lun ka ubhaar kurtay se saaf nazar aaraha tha.iskebaad auntie ne mujhay jaldi se mera bazoo pakarr kar kamray se bahir nikal dia.aur jab uncle aur auntie chalay gaeay to ammi ne mujhay toffian aur chocolate dien aur yeh kaha keh main apni shalwar sie rahi thi keh aap ke uncle ander aa gaey aur tum yeh baat abbu ko nahi batana halankeh yeh jhoot tha uncle achanak nahin balkeh yeh teenon akathay hi ander gaiay thay. kionkeh uswaqat main bilkul chhota tha main ne iss baat ko koi khas mahsoos na kia balkeh main khush tha keh ammi mujhay pehlay ki tarah
dandti nahin hain. kuchh dinon tak dekhha janay wala scene meri nazron mein raha phir main bhool gia.iske baad uncle aksar hamaray ghar mein atay aur kabhi auntie bhi saath aa jati aur kafi der tak band kamray mein rehtay.

Phir waqat guzrta gia aur abbu ne ek ghar Lahore mein le lia tab se ham Lahore(Defense) mein hi reh rahay hain. Lahore mein meray phhoophha jan(uncle) Lt. Col.® hamaray ghar ke qareeb hi rehtay hain, ek baar woh hamaray ghar aaey aur abbu uswaqat ek maheenay ke liey abroad gaey huay thay. raat ko dinner ke kuchh der baad ammi ne nahana shuroo kar dia aur main ne dekhha keh ammi ne lip stick lagai aur jism par body spray lagaya. Phhoophha jan nichli storey mein thehray thay aur mujhay achanak Gujranwala ka scene jo 11 saal purana tha yaad aa gia aur main ne dil mein socha keh aaj kuchh honay wala hai aur mujhay yeh moqa zaiya nanin karma chahiay main ne exhaust fan jo phhoophha jan ke kamray tha uski jaali ukhharr di aur ab mujhay phhoophha jan ke kamray ka sara view nazron mein tha iskebaad main apnay kamray mein chala gia. thorri
der kebaad ammi meray kamray mein aaien aur mujhay bed par letay dekhh kar mujhay shab-bakhair keh kar chali gaien.

main ne ammi ke seerrian utartay unkay paoun ki awaz sun li junhi ammi nichli storey mein gaien to main baghair jootay pehnay jaldi se seerrion mein aa gia. ammi phhoophha jan ke kamray mein jakar kursi par beth gaien aur phhoophha jan samnay wali kursi par beth gaey sab se pehlay
phhoophha jan ne meray baray poochha to ammi ne kaha keh woh so raha hai iskebaad ammi ne kaha keh main chaey banati hoon phhir ammi ne chaey bana kar table par rakhh di aur chaey peenay lagay table par ek sweets ka dabba parra tha phhoophha jan ne ammi se kaha keh aankhhain band karo aur moun khholo main tumhray moun mein ek
mithhai ka piece dalta hoon aur tum mithhai ka naam batana phhoophha jan kabi ammi ke moun mein barfi aur kabi rasgulla daltay rahay aur ammi mithhai ka naam batati rahien phhir main ne dekhha keh ammi ne aankhhain band kar ke moun khhola to phhoophha jan ne apnay pajamay
se apna lun nikal kar lun ki moti si topi ammi ke moun mein daal di aur ammi usko choosnay lagien phhoophha jan ka lun ekdam tan kar khharra ho gia ab phhoophha jan ammi ke sar pakarr kar apna lun ammi ke moun mein daltay aur kabi bahi nikaltay aur kabi lun ko ammi ki aankhhon par phhairtay aur kabi galon par.

yeh scene dekhh kar mujhay buhat maza aaya aur main seerrion mein hi betha apna lun nikal kar muthh marta raha. phhoophha jan ammi ke moun mein hi discharge ho gaey iskebaad ammi aur phhoophha jan donon akathhay
wash room mein gaey aur thorri der ke baad wapis aakar chaey dobara garam kar ke peenay lagay. phoophha jan ammi ke jism ki tareef kar rahay thay aur khas taur par ammi ke mammon aur ammi ki bund ki tareef kar rahay thay. aur ammi ne kaha keh tumhara lulla bhi buhat
zabardast hai aur jab yeh tan jata hai to is ki topi hi moun mein mushkal se aati hai phhir phhophha jan ne abbu ke lun ke baray poochha to ammi ne kaha ke unka lun na to itna barra hai aur na hi woh sahih tarah khharra hota hai. chaey khatam karnay ke baad phhophha jan ne ammi se kaha keh bed par chaltay hain aur ab donon ne apnay saray kaprray utar dieay aur waqiai ammi ki bund aur mummay zabardast thay phhir donon bed par lait gaey ammi phhoophha jan ka
lun haath mein lekar maslnay lagin aur phhoophha jan apna haath ammi ki phhuddi tak le ja rahay thay aur ammi ke mummon ko choos rahay thay iskebaad ammi uthh kar unki tangon mein beth gaien aur lun par zaban phhairnay lagien.

jab ammi tangon mein beth kar lun choos rahi thien to peechhay se unki gol, moti aur gori chitti bund mujhay
buhat achhi lag rari thi mera dil chah raha tha keh main peechhay se jakar ammi ki bund mein apna lun jokeh meray haath mein tha daal doon magar mujh mein itni jurat nahi thi. ammi thorri der lun choosnay ke baad unka lun haath mein lekar oopar beth gaien aur poora lun ander le lia iskebaad oopar neechay harkat kati rahien aur saath zor zor se sexy awazain bhi nikalti rahien phhoophha jan ne ammi ke mammay moun mein liay huay thay aur woh bhi aaaaaaaaa uf uuuuuuuuu kar rahay thay aur apnay pauon ammi ke chotarron par phhairtay thay iskebaad phoophha jan ne ammi ko kaha keh tum neechay aao phhir ammi doggie style mein ho gaein aur phhoophha jan ne apna
lun peechhay se ammi ki phhuddi mein daal dia aur ammi ke baal haath mein pakarr kar zor zor se dakkay marnay lagay ammi oonchi awaz mein aaaaaaa, uuuuuuu, eeeeeeee oh janoo main mar gai oh janoo buhat maza aaraha hai iskebaad phhoophha jan ammi ki phhuddi mein hi discharge
ho gaey phhophha jan ko paseena buhat aaya hua tha aur woh 2,3 minute tak ammi ke oopar bilkul sakan hi parray rahay phhir ammi ne kaha keh janoo tum ne barri zabardast chudai ki hai aur ab main thak gai hoon aur sona chahiti hoon tum bhi so jao phhoophha jan ne kaha keh yaheen par so jao aur subah jaldi uthh jaien gay unhon ne 6.00a.m ka alaram lagaya aur akathhay hi nangay lait gaey phhoophha
jan ne apni tang peechay say ammi ke oopar rakhh di aur aur japhhi daal kar sonay ki koshash karnay lagay idhar mera muthhain mar mar kar meri tangon mein sakat na rahi lekan phhir bhi mai seerrion mein betha raha keh shaid koi aur scene dekhhanay ko mil jai taqreeban aadhay gaintay kebaad phhoophha jan phhir tiar ho gaey thay isbaar
unhoon ne ammi ke ooper beth kar ammi ke mammon mein lun ragarrna shuroo kar dia.

ammi ne kaha keh bathroom se zaitoon ka tail uthha
laein phhoophha jan tail lekar aaey aur ammi ne thrra sa tail apnay mammon mein lagaya aur apnay tail walay haath phhophha jan ke lun par saaf kar diay ab phhoophha ja ammi le mammon mein lun phhernay lagay ammi ne apnay donon haathon se mammon ko pakarr rakhha tha takeh phhoophha jan sahih tareeqay se enjoy kar sakain jab lun
phhertay lun ki topi ammi ke moun ke qareeb aati to ammi jan topi ko moun mein le laiti thien aur jab phhoophha jan discharge honay lagay to unhon ne kaha keh main ho raha hoon to ammi ne kaha ke moun mein ho jao aur phhir ammi ne lun moun mein le lia aur saari muny pee gaien aur phhir donon bathroom se ho kar so gaiay aur main apnay kamray mein chala aaya aur kamray mein aa kar ek baar phhir  ammi ki chudai ka scene yaad kar ke muthh lagai aur so gia.

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